The Sky is Blue

I guess the copy editors at newspapers around the country save this headline to memory to preserve time and energy:

Cincinnati Basketball Recruit Charged With Statuory Rape

Of course, you have to leave a blank after "With" to specify which specific type of felonious conduct is currently being alleged. For those of you unfamiliar with "The Warden" and his esteemed program, here's a tidbit from the referenced USA Today article:

Associate AD Bruce Ivory resigned in May after he was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol.

Assistant basketball coach Keith LeGree has been suspended following his arrest in March on a drunken driving charge. Head Coach Bob Huggins was suspended for nearly three months after being convicted of drunken driving in suburban Cincinnati.

One Cincinnati player was kicked off the team last month after acknowledging he had a firearm on campus.